http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-04-07

How can anyone really like Alice?

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-04-06

It's hard to understand the dynamic of some relationships as being viable. Alice is not a likely partner.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-04-05

Most relationships are doomed to a certain lack of equality.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-04-04

Love and robots is weird.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-04-03

Free will is funny.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-04-02

Scott stopped reading his email daily. He stole the idea off of someone probably smarter than himself. He realized that if he stopped the vicious cycle, he'd have more free time.that he found bogging him down would end.
When you are rich you don't need to read email, I guess.
Who sends email anyways? Sorry, I don't work in an office setting anymore, so...

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-04-01

Alice likes to whine, doesn't she? May be I'm wrong, but PHB has a good point. Regardless, Alice spending her time fixing a problem no one told him existed sounds like something Wally would say. Doesn't Alice like to grandstand and get credit whenever possible? If the problem truly existed, she would have mentioned it, unless it was her fault in the first place.