http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-01-11

I guess Ted isn't dead like Kenny from South Park, for today he quit after PHB tells him he'll be spending time with him, just as yesterday's strip suggested.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-01-10

PHB and Catbert are discussing Ted. I thought Ted had his ashes flushed down the toilet by Wally last year, but evidently he's alive and doing a terrible job. Catbert suggest PHB talk to him to make him want to quit. About what doesn't matter for PHB talking for two minutes made Catbert's tail go asleep. Other than my understanding that Ted died on launch pad on his rocket to Mars, today seems like yesterday's strip.
Of course, Catbert being in today's makes me think of "the moan," and "feng shui."