http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-28

Wally makes a politically incorrect statement about Gandhi.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-27

Evidently, having a political view is something you keep to yourself.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-26

Asking for a raise to pay the rent means that you need a roommate...

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-25

Again, PHB tries to motivate Wally. Goals aren't for Wally when he was born to be content doing nothing.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-24

Pep talk isn't the sort of thing that works on Wally, especially from PHB,

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-23

Wally leaves daily at 4pm. Poor Alice doesn't.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-22

Clever Wally gives an extra month for a feature to be added to the legacy system as to when new system is complete.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-21

Can't add a new feature to the legacy system, DUH! Wally makes a solid argument.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-20

Wally wants to do nothing, so he volunteers to maintain the legacy system.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-19

Alice has secretly made the conference room her office. Dilbert passively obliges.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-18

Wally advises Dilbert to state to PHB an intention to stab PHB in the back once he's in management. PHB considers Dilbert for advanced management.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-17

PHB informs Dilbert of CEO's desire to put him into management fast track. Considering the company is run by morons, he's deeply insulted and felt hated.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-16

Confronted by PHB about being management, Dilbert calls CEO a monster.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-15

Complaints about treating co-workers as underlinings makes one a Natural leader?

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-14

Keep an eye on Dilbert... he may be management material.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-13

By being obviously snarky Dilbert has made PHB to consider Dilbert differently.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-12

Heads explode when it leaks that Wally is paid the most.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-11

Not sure if the new software discussed is a continuation of the agile methodology sequence, hence label. Anyways, estimating when software will be done is hard to do. Dilbert gives an analogy for the PHB to use as an excuse for not knowing how long.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-10

Dilbert is being annoying like PHB to Alice.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-09

Fake names are assigned to allow less meddling from PHB.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-08

PHB tries to meddle...

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-07

Stand-up meetings are meant to be quick, but Wally rather sit.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-06

Agile Methodology...

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-05

Budgets. Planning ahead is seemingly silly given cost of everything being variable. When PHB asks Dilbert if the projected budget is right, well if you add $9, it is.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-04

Days off vs higher pay...

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-03

Tired joke about competition being better.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-02

Wally doesn't check his email. No mail means no work to do.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-01

Cheap robot lawyer does what you'd expect.