http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-06-15

Alice probably gave the best advice. She said it meanly.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-06-04

Not sure where Dilbert was going with his presentation, but PHB is rather smart not to allow the idiots to bunch together. Sometimes PHB does good things, just like Michael Scott did.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-06-01

Very slow week... must use Doctor's note gag on Alice.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-04-30

Scott is co-creator of WhenHub, which is some sort of app. Scott is all about persuasion. He talks about it and President Trump a lot on Periscope, his blog, and sometimes on his Youtube channel. Scott always seems to be working, but he's also using the various apps that I just mentioned almost always, it seems. Considering he feeds off his interactions for his creative ventures, I find today's strip ironic.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-04-28

Scott is trying to milk something that I fail to see why. "Workplace Culture" is like boilerplate bs that a mission statement implies. 

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-04-01

Alice likes to whine, doesn't she? May be I'm wrong, but PHB has a good point. Regardless, Alice spending her time fixing a problem no one told him existed sounds like something Wally would say. Doesn't Alice like to grandstand and get credit whenever possible? If the problem truly existed, she would have mentioned it, unless it was her fault in the first place.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-03-29

Laziness has its virtues. I hate when I put a lot of effort into something only to find I was misguided and have to start over.
I hate depending on other people to get my job done.
Communication is hard when people don't have a relationship worthwhile to develop.
I have to train a guy to do various elements of his job, but I know that the likelihood of his being around long term is marginal. Why train him in everything when he can just be good at one thing until he quits rather than marginally bad at most things until he quits?

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-03-22

Alice is disturbed by Wally's accidental genius.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-03-09

Alice abuses a politeness policy loophole.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-03-06

Being polite isn't very business smart.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-23

Wally leaves daily at 4pm. Poor Alice doesn't.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-19

Alice has secretly made the conference room her office. Dilbert passively obliges.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-10

Dilbert is being annoying like PHB to Alice.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-04

Days off vs higher pay...

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-01-12

PHB fails to make Alice quit like Ted, she cleverly called his bluff.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-01-07

So feng shui concluded the joke for the week with no "moan," or did I miss something?
I didn't know there were Saturday strips, I guess I was hoping to enjoy today to its fullest given my youngest turns 3. Sidenotes- 1/7/17 has a certian symmetry about it. We're gonna have cookie cake after visiting Build a Bear.
Anyways, PHB and the female character whose name eludes me* are discussing something and PHB takes credit for her idea. Absurd to lie about stuff but he's PHB so you can't argue, I guess. Is it persuasive to be a dick? Seems to be a move Mr. Trump wouldn't use but would be accused of utilizing.