http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-03-30

Wally is the master at getting no where fast. His indifference is off-putting, yet admirable when you consider it's plausible and mildly excusable. Now granted a month is rather inexcusable amount of time to not bring up questions. Wanting to ask in person sounds plausible, but not writing any questions to ask is down right lazy regardless.
Did I ever mention I was fired for not calling my boss when I had questions? I worked weekends and she refused to check her email on weekends. I didn't feel like I knew her well enough to call her at home, but I didn't know she deliberately avoided email on weekends. I personally think she hated my politics and used my lack of communicating by phone as means to fire me.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-25

Again, PHB tries to motivate Wally. Goals aren't for Wally when he was born to be content doing nothing.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-24

Pep talk isn't the sort of thing that works on Wally, especially from PHB,

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-23

Wally leaves daily at 4pm. Poor Alice doesn't.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-22

Clever Wally gives an extra month for a feature to be added to the legacy system as to when new system is complete.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-21

Can't add a new feature to the legacy system, DUH! Wally makes a solid argument.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-20

Wally wants to do nothing, so he volunteers to maintain the legacy system.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-02

Wally doesn't check his email. No mail means no work to do.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-01-21

Yes, more red file...

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-01-20

Another day, another red file... Wally tricks PHB into buying the importance through suggesting dementia.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-01-18

Wally gives great advice. He carries a red folder to give the illusion of actual work. When getting stopped and asked for assistance, he holds up the red folder and says "I have this red file to complete."